Testimonials
Guaranteed to stay worthless. Not financial advice. Not even culinary advice.
"Shut up and take my USDS wUSDC!"
"It doesn't matter if you're a short potato or a tall potato, POTATO is a slam dunk!"
"Give me a POTATO, I'm starving. You know they're really high in iron, man."
"All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of POTATO."
"If you can catch a POTATO, you can catch a baseball."
"PO-TAY-TOES!"
Nom nom nom
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Solana uberawesome Solanum tuberosum
An all-new and all-natural consensus mechanism that is more secure and more nutritious than Proof of Steak. Your steak can't get slashed here.
Felinologists and potatologists agree, cats are not potatoes but 🥔POTATO is a CAT. And three decimal places is plenty to represent 0.000.
They're delicious anyway you slice it. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Plus it's not a shitcoin, until digested.
High in starch and copium. Low in value. Enough carbs and memes to keep you hibernating through the bear market.
According to both the Skin & Eyes Commission and the Crispy Fried Tater Committee, potatoes are a commodity. 🥔POTATO is probably one too since the only expectation is it remains worthless.
Zero is universal. Potato heads around the world and even underground tubers know 🥔POTATO is the next big thing.
🥔POTATO Launcher
But you will be able to read all about our half baked plans in the 🥔POTATO Brownpaper. Make sure you're reading the right one by validating the hashbrown.
SHA256 Hashbrown: 68B81228995532B42B08C91004BF6E0264738BB66816B238731AA8EFB0ACF362
🥔POTATOnomics
The fries meets DeFi.
But don't overpay, đŸ¥”POTATO is worth $0.
